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Coyote Boring

The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.

This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.
Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.

Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.

Dave: Coyote Boring?

Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.
by RogueSun July 31, 2008
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you're boring me

When someone of low value or relevance is looking for validation to the point of exhaustion but it only exacerbates and exposes their irrelevance to an intensely dull disposition.
You're beginning to bore the Hell outta me.

You're boring me.
by Jay double ya June 12, 2016
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shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.
Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!
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Borking

A meme way of saying "barking".

The term borking is usually used when a photo of a dog/doggo/pupper is shown.

The word borking comes from 'bork' which sometimes dogs are captioned saying 'bork'.

The word is mostly used on Tumblr where most of the weird memes are born.
*Picture Of A Dog*
Caption: Free, and ready to bork.

*Same Dog Now Shown In Cage*
Caption: In prison for borking.
by Purgaytory August 28, 2016
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Boring Lump of a Girl

A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.
Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!
by lizybee June 25, 2010
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snatch booting

the act of booting a snatch, pretty much kicking a female in the go zone. Say it out loud a few times its pretty catchy.
After a few drinks me and the guys went out for some good ol' snatch booting.

If you girls don't back off there's gonna be some snatch booting up in this peace.
by Steve Maksymetz May 9, 2008
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boting

Incredibly pleasing to the eye; far from boring.
Wow! You look boting today!
by shining wit October 7, 2006
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