(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
by Jay Reign January 22, 2023
Get the Shit's Straight Bonkersmug. by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018
Get the Dong Bonkermug. Mannnn this nigga bonkers
by Jamieona H. July 11, 2024
Get the Bonkersmug. A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.
I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
Get the Bonker Stonkermug. by biggiecheeseundergroundrapper June 12, 2023
Get the Bonkersmug. plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers
Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.
adjective: bonkers
Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.
Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.
Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?
Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.
Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.
Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?
Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.
Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.
by rotatedd August 12, 2025
Get the Bonkermug. by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself March 28, 2022
Get the bonkersmug.