boneless pancake

When you can't get a boner because she has a blue waffle.

Guy 1: Man she had a blue waffle so I had a boneless pancake.

Guy 2: Wack.

by magdump9mm July 1, 2017

bantless

One who lacks banter, especially in group situations

Person 1: "Hey Bantless, why aren't you offering anything to the chat"

Person 2: ...
Person 1: "Yeah, good input Bantless"

by The Real Chim Slady September 6, 2017

boneless orgasm

A man getting a orgasm without having a boner

damn dude I had a boneless orgasm last night from that porno you have me

by Nekoperson2002 October 25, 2017

boneless babymama

A flexible babymother you can't stop fuckin with.

Nigga you got a lotta kids, yea I know I got a boneless babymama.

by Lady Braze January 7, 2018

boneless tea

tea without bones
tea with no ice

tea with no lemons because you're too much of a bitch

May I have some boneless Tea with no ice

by yomipancakes May 22, 2018

boneless poop

just a synonym for farting

Dude I just boneless pooped so I’m sorry if the car smells.

by fatassputa November 26, 2018

boneless banquet

A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".

Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?

Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.

by JayArseyHudd July 19, 2019