Get in the boat

Last thing a villager hears before a Scandinavian man kidnaps them

PewDiePie: Hey man that's a nice village you got there
Villager:Hmm
PewDiePie: GET IN THE BOAT!!

by PP101 August 13, 2019

Boat mechanic

Cocaine dealer.

Bob the boat mechanic sold me coke.

by Bobtheboatmechanic February 8, 2017

burn the boats

To burn the boats is a metaphor for destroying any safety net you have. To go all in and decide to go after it regardless of the outcome. It originated from the conquering of the Aztecs by Cortez. Once they reached the shore of Mexico Cortez decided to tell his men to burn the boats. Meaning they would either die or conquer the land.

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”

Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”

John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”

by DefyingLogic October 5, 2020

yankee boating

When southern women attempt to get pregnant by men from north of the Mason-Dixon.

Jolene and I went out Yankee Boating on Bourbon St. last night but they all insisted on wearing condoms.

by passsnap April 25, 2017

Drive the Boat

Getting very drunk on cognac, drinking especially straight from the bottle

‘Oh we got Hennessy tonight?, guess who’s ready to drive the boat’

‘I woke up feeling like shit. Maybe I drove the boat a little too hard last night’

by kushkryptonite June 7, 2019

Boat Standing

When you're on the deck of a boat, approaching your destination, and everyone on board just stands there, staring ahead until you arrive.

"Man, that scene in Skyfall had some great Boat Standing!"

by PseuDiddlyEudonym March 19, 2013

saddle boating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a woman's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by expelling a large amount of air. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

Frank, looking for a change, and because his chick has a sweet badonkadonk, engaged in saddle boating much to his girlfriend's delight.

by aretegroup July 29, 2015