phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

Bluer

A Person In Which Lives In Yarmouth Maine. Is REALLY Funny and REALLY Nice!

"GOD BLUER?!!!"
~Yardley

by Bluer October 5, 2004

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

Bluer

Code word for African American. Derived from term "black and blue." Useful in covertly referring to people in open conversation.

"Looks like two bluers coming in. Lock the safe."

by Pete S. August 19, 2007

bluzer

A blue-colored sports coat or blazer

"I don't want to have to check my bag on the business trip, so I'm only packing by bluzer and two pairs of slacks."

by MarkBellman May 18, 2006

bluderbladerish

non-sense;making of no sense

johnny that comment you made about the asians was bluderbladerish

by underwizzle and nockie boy January 2, 2006

BlueRevolution

When someone takes a piss and then shits while being sucked off.

Only sick people like to be BlueRevolutioned over the weekend.

by Jimmy Legs March 1, 2008