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Blish

A "Blish" is simply a bloody shit. Not pooping pure dark red blood, but rather when you just have small trace amounts of light red blood in your stool. Either from hemorrhoids or small cuts on your asshole. Perfectly normal.
Good friend: "How was the blish?"
Me: "It was extra painful. Thank you"

"I don't flush my blish so people after me know there was a badass mother fucker just in there"
by PoopyBeeHole November 30, 2017
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Blush

a. The act of taking off ones clothes

b. When a girl removes her clothes to go skinny dipping.

c. To take off ones shirt
"Hey man did that chick just take off her shirt for you?"
"Yea dude she was totally blushing!"

"So we were by this secluded lake and she blushed and jumped into the water!"
"Dude thats awesome I don't think my girlfriend would blush for me."

"I find myself not afraid to blush in mixed company anymore."
by venomouseyes January 26, 2010
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Blush

Getting a blow job while brushing your teeth, preferably using crest or colgate toothpaste. The feeling can be intensified if using an electric tooth brush. It is better with a unknown girl, but a girlfriend will do. In the morning is better then at night, and don't forget to floss.
A blush is when a girl sucks your dick while you brush your teeth using a counter-clockwise method.
by Dickmcvag July 10, 2009
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Blush

A mixture of blood, come, and shit that drips, runs, or falls out of the ass of an individual who has been engaging in rough anal sex.
Tony Danza had to clean a huge amount of blush out of the carpet after Mona raped him with a strap-on.
by Slick Dick Lick September 26, 2004
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bludshed

Elite q1 dmer that is your daddy 1/2 black all cock ck-benny is his personal bitch.
irc.enterthegame.com /whois bludshed
by bludshed July 7, 2003
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Blushing

Okayy, whenever saidd its sounds like douching.. lol but it really means to stick rice on to your fork and eatt it sexxillyy.. oreintals wordd..
Jeeez stop looking at her dumplings..
Im not!! I watching her blushingg.
by choclate loverr May 26, 2008
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blushworthy

An adjective to describe anything worth blushing about.
Bottom hardly ever does anything blushworthy, but last week he was sleeping too close to the edge and fell off the bed.
by Bottom Ford September 4, 2010
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