blodne

someone whom can't fucking spell blonde right....

I'm so fucking stupid i cant even spell blodne....fuck.

by blodnebaby65443 May 5, 2005

blogder

the combination of BLOGGER and READER

heya blogders! i've uploaded a nu shit on xanga!

by Nana Lee August 5, 2008

blodnik

A tall Austrian man.

Blodnik's class gives me a lot of anxiety. Blodnik you want us to fail on purpose don't you ?

"I aspire to be Blodnik a tall , Austrian man" sam Cruz

by Bio student February 24, 2015

spermicide blonde

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature

Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

Tae Blonde Do

When a blonde goes ape shit and whips out fighting moves seemingly above her strength and skill level but made possible by pure rage. Also known as JuShitZu

Damn Bill Julie was so pissed she went Tae Blonde Do on me last night

by Dutch Indian June 17, 2010

blondes

A person with the hair color blonde. Some definitions say a female, but they lack the brain to realize that men too can have blonde hair. Female blondes are usually classified as stupid sluts. Some are and some arent just like brunettes, red heads, and black heads. There is an ongoing battle between blondes and brunettes as to which one is better. Some individuals try to figure out whether men like blondes or brunettes better. A stupid woman of any hair color or take the answers by men to heart. But a smart woman would realize that men who only like women based on hair color aren't worth their time.

Brunette #1: Brunettes do it so much better.
Brunette #2: I know. Who do those blondes think they are.
Fire Crotch: What about red heads?
Blonde: Shut up. We dont sit around talking about brunettes.

by jennxiiifer December 3, 2007

Blondability

Blondability is the annoying advantage blonde males seem to have over brunette and especially ginger males when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.

Fuck that, Mark's already pulled that bird. I guess it doesn't matter anyway; he has the blondability

by Benadam 2K9 September 27, 2009