Goth Blocked

When seeing a group of one or more goth people prevents you from carrying out your intended activity. Somehow seeing these black clad punks (who usually turn out to be pretty nice people) is enough to deter you from your intended path or destination and so you wander elsewhere to avoid feeling awkward because you are too scared to walk past them, thinking that they might attack you with their shiny pants and throw tubes of black eyeliner at you.

DISCLAIMER: I did not make up "goth blocked" I saw it on a youtube video and thought it would be a worthy addition to Urban Dictionary. Don't sue me!!!! All originality of this phrase I credit to TheRealParis (youtube name). Don't hate me Paris. <3

Dude, I was running a slew of errands and I was going to walk into Target but there were these Goths hanging out right in the entrance so I didn't go in.

I've been Goth Blocked.

by colour January 28, 2010

Art block

A FUCKING BAD THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL ARTISTS! I FUCKING HATE YOU ART BLOCK!

Bitch: OMG! WHERES MY FUCKING ART I REQUESTED?!
Me: I'm on an art block
Bitch: WELL TO BAD GET ON WITH IT!

by Edgypotato May 19, 2018

blocked leak

When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.

Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"

Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."

by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo July 21, 2017

rooster block

A more clean version of the term "cock block"

"Way to walk in and rooster block me, bro. I was just about to go far with her."

by ballababy67 December 20, 2009

cock blocked by oprah

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

Mopar Block

1. Mopar Block is the single most bad ass motha fuckn piece of raw power ever to exist...forever.

2. Mopar Blocks consist of the engine block of a 413 max wedge or 440 magnum, or 340 small block, Mopar blocks can be any engine block from the chrysler corporation.

3. To have Mopar is to have block.

4.To harness the power of the Mopar Block is equivalent to that of A Chuck Norris round house kick.

5.Used to add extra weight to a rear wheel driven vehicle to maximize traction in the snow.

Two rednecks standin around....
Jethro: Ahhyyeee Jimmy. tell me.. How it is you get such good traction in the snow?!?!?!?!
Jimmy:...I dont know man it must be dis here Mopar Block I got in the Back!!!?
Jethro: YEYEYE...MOPAR
Jimmy:BLOCK...YEYEYEYE

by I-Sack_1200 November 16, 2011

Jew Kids on the Block

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.

"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."

by RedSquirrelPssht December 24, 2011