bloatware

A piece of software, hardware or website that attempts to do too much and becomes utterly useless for users. An example of bloatware would be a word processing application that also tries to be your page layout program, drawing tool, and web browser; absorbing half your hard drive and all your RAM in the process.

If it says start in the bottom left corner of your screen, you are using bloatware.

by absolutcamper June 17, 2004

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blato

Absolutely OBLITERATED drunk. OUT OF YOUR MIND WASTED. BLACK OUT.

"dude I was so blato last night, I blacked out half way through the party."

"I was completely blato at the party"

by adelaidebodabada September 27, 2017

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bloated ego

The state of one's sense of self being greater than it truly is.

The state of a person who is excessively prideful, pompous, or on a power stroke.

Leaders with bloated egos tend to be very rude and belligerant.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

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whatever bloats your goat

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat"

Idiom meaning, "Do what you will."

You're going to have sex with that chicken? Hey man, whatever bloats your goat.

by The Immanent Eminent Sage December 9, 2004

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blatz

A terrible case of diarrhea where feces is uncontrollably ejected from the rectum at a high velocity, generally caused by the consumption of Blatz beer; Can also be caused by consuming Old Style, Milwaukee's Best, or pretty much any fine brew hailing from Central Wisconsin. Synonymous with urinating out of your asshole, chocolate milk poops, and ninja turtle poops.

The best way to blatz is to sit AC Slater style and hold on to the back of the toilet so as not to fart right off the seat.

While Scott was blatzing all over the bathroom, Justin could no longer hold it in and decided to put on an old pair of sweatpants and hope for the best.

by JD SH December 30, 2007

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