Blizzoned

(Adj.) The combination of being both blazed and stoned simultaneously when you're so incredibly high that just one term alone cannot explain your state of mind.

I got so blizzoned this afternoon I sucked a cambodian hooker's dick for a Big Gulp.

by crackpageant June 13, 2010

blitz karma

The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.

I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!

by Q-squiggly November 12, 2010

Blitz-combo

Blitz-Combo'd: The stage one reaches after consuming alcohol and smoking marijuana. (2)To be High and drunk. (3)On your level and drinking. Most achievable at your local party.

(bro 1)Dude, I was so gone at that party last night.

(bro 2)Ahh yeah man, I was so Blitz-combo'd!

by LunaLunaIV October 25, 2011

Blitzfurz

A bout of flatulence, the stench of which reaches the nasal cavities of those in the vicinity seemingly instantly.

"Johnny blitzfurzed in his bedroom upstairs, and I swear I could smell it the same time I heard it... uncanny!"

by MoTucker January 4, 2019

blitz90s

a legendary minecraft player who destroys everyone in classic duels and plays on hypixel and minehut

oh god its a blitz90s guy.

by blitz90s January 12, 2021

blitzarstardust

blitzarstardust is an amazing person! their so pretty and their content always puts me in a good mood! I love their edits as wells I think their amazing! I’d definitely recommend checking out their TikTok page :

Woah! Blitzarstardust just posted!

by cotton candy is the best December 30, 2021

Blitzwing

A starscream wanna be that got blown up by bumblebee

Blitzwing - Starscream Help Megatron thinks I'm his bitch!

by Bob0865_w July 30, 2023