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Beard Pussy

The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.
Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?
by Manic Decree November 27, 2018
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Bear Creek Middle School

A hell hole that is full of shitty teachers, shitty bathrooms, and shitty rules with uniforms and changes the rules for no reason, also has full sex, gang related stuff, and worse stuff of all, a waste of child hood
by KillioMadnessXX March 11, 2019
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strike beard

A beard grown by an otherwise clean-shaven male on strike or cannot work because of a stike.

Due to professional obligations at his workplace he would not normally be able to sustain a scruffy look during the early stages required to grow a full beard.
Letterman's strike beard's more impressive than Conan's. It's more Grizzly Adams.
by danny boy 777 January 12, 2008
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Build-A-Bear Reject

Monokuma: I know what you’re all thinking and no I am not a High Tech Build-A-Bear Reject!
by BuilderBuilder123 December 30, 2020
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Bear-clawed

The act of pushing through a difficult task with a forced burst of frenzied energy. An old southern U.S. hillbilly term that spread into certain urban areas with the influx of dying farm communities.
"I don't know what's going on. They got themselves bear-clawed"

"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
by Merkin Wrangler January 9, 2019
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Wise Beard Man

Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.
"Wise Beard Man is Wise"

"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."

"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."
by Anon5858 January 11, 2009
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comb your beard

A figure of speech whose potential meaning lies within a spectrum from be cool through to STFU.
Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.

'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."
by Sabine91 June 14, 2008
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