Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

by RealNigga2000 August 22, 2018

Stank blaster

When a guy jerks off and ejaculates while farting

Oh god ... I was pulling my willie and while cumming I farted ... I’m a good stank blaster

by Savage Cobraaa November 12, 2018

Baby Blaster

When you nut in a girl and she shoots the nut back at you

"I realized my mistake when I didn't pull out and she hit me with the Baby Blaster."; "Equally sexy, I can suck water from the bath with my vagina then lift it out and shoot water out of it like a pistol! Pew pew! BABY BLASTER"

by Garbage-Person-CockMcJock September 25, 2019

dingleberry blaster

The action of placing a firecracker lightly against your bunghole and lighting it to then blast away the dingleberries

Timmy: *places firecracker on hairy bunghole*
Joey: *lights the bitch up*
Timmy: *screams like a little bitch as hair, shit and firecracker flys across the room*
Joey: *laughing his dick off*

“Chill out man it’s just a dingleberry blaster! Don’t be a bitch”

by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 December 4, 2019

slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.

Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...

by slam blasted March 22, 2020

Galactic blaster

When a piece of poop comes out so fast it rips you butthole.

I had a galactic blaster last night

by Dr. Kim sum dum June 8, 2021