man blanket

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.

Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.

by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

Blanket Ehree

-Noun

1. A restless mystical creature that hops around with random facial expressions, part man part rabbit part blanket. But if you get too close and say "what is it?" it will say with a retarded expression "ahy een kno!"

2. A creature that sleeps fully spread open with limbs pointing in different directions.

- Verb

1. To hop, eat, look around with random facial expressions, and lick your paws to wet your hair/ear

2. To hog all the blanket

You're being such a blanket ehree

Stop ehreeing

You're the original blanket ehree

by Pruuneday May 16, 2011

Flange Blanket

Synonym for "sanitary pad", can also be used in a derogatory manner when referring to a person or their mood.

E.g.

1. Damn, that dude is such a flange blanket

2. Hey Sarah, do you have sand in your flange blanket?

3. Excuse me, on which shelf might I find your extensive range of floral print flange blankets?

by Andrew Pfanglang February 16, 2012

booze blanket

noun: the warmth generated by a sufficient amount of alcohol consumption. This booze blanket allows one to dress as scantily clad as desired and withstand the marine layer which falls upon the late nights of Isla Vista.

prude: "You're going to freeze your ass off if you go out wearing the dress you borrowed from that hooker!"
skank: "No I won't, not if I finish consuming this alcoholic beverage and get a good booze blanket going!"

by Mer-n-Era October 19, 2005

Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday October 20, 2008

fireman's blanket

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

by Kez00007 March 9, 2007

Sex Blanket

A blanket that is used during sex to keep love juices from getting on your bed/sheets.

"You've forgotten the sex blanket, now there is semen all over your bed."

by Mallory and Zach June 11, 2006