Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.

Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"

by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

Bladder Cancer

the cancer of the bladder which is from the mutation of cells. Carcinoma, AKA transitional cell carcinoma, is the most common form of bladder cancer and starts in the cells in the bladder wall’s layer. this results in many deaths and has recently been diagnosed to a close friend of mine. get well soon Rozza

man "Rozza has Bladder Cancer!"

by Sammy Falz June 8, 2017

bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

office bladder

A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.

Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'

by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014

Babi-bladder

A condition known to the Babos family, where there is always a need to use the restroom. This condition is more common in Babos children, and can flare up on vacations or in formal dining rooms.

The children at the dining room table all had babi-bladders, because they all were Babos children.

by mynameisrichie August 21, 2008

Bladder Exchange

When two gay men simultaneously urinate into each others urethras

Micheal:"Seth, did you hear what Carson and Nic did last night?"
Seth:"No, what?"
Micheal:"They did a bladder exchange!!"

by Connor&Seth November 15, 2017