Gutter-blasting

The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting

Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.

by m1ch43l J4cks0n December 29, 2010

Fairy Blasting

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.

"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"

by Fairy Lover September 5, 2011

Rack Blasting

When you give a large chested gal a thundering motorboat.

I grabbed her by the arms and gave her a good rack blasting.

by mdemon February 10, 2013

Knuckle Blasting

Getting a tattoo of letters on each finger (generally excluding the thumbs) in order to spell a word or words about eight characters in length. The tattoo goes between two knuckles per finger on the outside of the hand.

"I had a little knuckle blasting session last weekend at the tattoo shop. It says 'hold fast' because I'm a sailor."

by Symmetria May 22, 2014

fake blacking

The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.

White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."

White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."

by DfaceO September 8, 2014

trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

usb blasting

Slang for robot orgasms

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.

by PeePeeConsumer August 30, 2018