Bitch

Your mom is such a fucking want bitch.
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bitch

If enunciated properly, the word bitch can be demeaning to the point of devastation. The key to success when using this form of slander lies within several factors of deliverance.

In ascending order of importance, these factors of execution include:

5. Audience
4. Voice Quality
3. Setup
2. Volume
1. Selling the ‘B’

In order to further grasp the concept of the aforementioned criteria, one must journey through each of their respective degrees of impact. (For our purposes, we will refer to the insulter as the bitch-er, and likewise, the insulted as the bitch-ee.)

Audience: An appreciating audience is a must for the aftermath of a “bitch” execution. The undignified laughter of peers has a traumatic effect on the bitch-ee.

Voice Quality: This is where the talented shine. The voice quality characteristic, unattainable by most, is a predetermined ability given at birth to an elite few. A rich, booming voice can cut through the crowd, and just as easily tear through the self-esteem of the bitch-ee.

Setup: As a precursor to the slur, the setup expresses why the bitch-ee is in fact a bitch. Essentially, it gives validity to the bold accusation of the bitch-er.

Volume: Does the Pope shit in the woods? Any healthy implementation of the word bitch needs to be done with vigor and feeling, which is best expressed through volume.

Selling the ‘B’: This is the core of calling someone a bitch. Even if the former factors are given poor regard, the bitch-er still has the opportunity to redeem themselves by effectively selling the ‘B’. It cannot be stressed enough that the enunciation of the hard letter ‘B’, along with a dynamic facial performance, is the heart and soul of the bitch delivery.
In the midst of a crowded house party, Bartholomew is chugging a Smirnoff Ice Malt Beverage in an attempt to impress a flock of women. While gagging on the fruit flavored girly drink, the combination of his outdated prescription glasses and lack of coordination result in him dribbling the brew down onto the front of his sweater-vest. After Bartholomew gives out a self-loathing sigh, the witty and attractive Blake enters the room. Blake quickly assesses the situation and simplifies his conclusion into one thorough statement.

“Fuck Bart, why do you have to be such a sweater-vest wearing, Smirnoff chuggin’ ass BITCH.”

As Bartholomew shamefully digresses into a corner of the room, the party erupts into a ravenous sea of emasculating laughter.
by gzik, nate dogg, oyoot December 05, 2005
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That's Bitches

Totally Super Swagged Out Awesomeness. An immediate response to a moment of greatness. 'That's Bitches' signifies a moment or feeling of happiness that a person experiences; from something they have seen, heard, or done letting others know it's super cool. (Not just normal cool)

Not to be confused with the phrase "That Bitch"

(Not to be used by haters)
Little Timmy says " I just had a peppermint hot chocolate from Mc Some Burger Company and hated it. I was so mad I threw the money at the clerk and still drank the hot chocolate."

Whoever listens responds " That's Bitches right there. That's Fucking Bitches right there."
by Process of BFG December 01, 2011
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not bitch

When the position of shotgun has already been filled the rest of the passengers call out "Not bitch" in order to not have to sit in the middle seat (aka bitch seat)
Greg: Not bitch
CHarlie: Not bitch
Cameron: not... oh fuck u guys, i dont even know why i hand out with u assholes
by G Kizzle November 20, 2007
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bitch

a real bitch

1. does not complain, she gets what she wants without a word

2. does not step on others to gain self-worth, she already has plenty

3. does not dress provocatively, she already is

4. does not use drama, she has better things to do with her energy

5. does not need to be loud and boisterous, she gets respect and admiration just with her presence

6. does not have a price, and will not dwell on anyone who uses money or cars to feel worthy themselves

7. does not need attention, but she gets it without trying

8. does not beg, ask, follow, or get on her knees for anyone or anything, because she knows better

9. does not ask for help, but for guidance

10. will respect you, if you respect yourself
Stephanie feels disappointed that the word bitch has been devalued thanks to many insecure girls who think an attitude and slutty clothes will earn them a little respect.
by gwen1212 July 22, 2010
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That Bitch

“That Bitch” is a way to describe a woman that everyone envies or tries to be like OR just someone being called a bitch. The irony behind “that bitch” is that the person who is “That bitch” is supposed to be on a higher level and different from everyone else yet every girl on instagram calls themselves “that bitch” so who knows who really is the most highest ranking one.
example 1: “omg she passes all her classes while making hella bank she is that bitch
example 2: Did you hear what that bitch josie did?
by buahahahaah March 29, 2018
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bitching

noun. An insulting term for people who attempt to share negative feelings and/or complain. Can be misused greatly.
Example of use in a sentence:
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"Quit bitching."

Example of occurrence:
"I am really tired and don't want to do this!" (50th time said this)
by Empathetic October 25, 2011
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