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Fuck blinder

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.
When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".
by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011
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pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed
taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"
by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016
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Binger

Someone who believes they see evil or malfeasance in everyday actions

Also

A total failure
Well he is being a real binger today- he didn’t do anything except call HR on the office plants again.
by DeMoline November 9, 2021
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Hockey Bender

Some who can't keep their ankles straight in hockey. Hence there ankles bend.
Ex: Yacob Mengesha is a hockey bender because his ankles can't keep straight without tape

and mitch
by mr hockey45679 April 22, 2010
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Antonio Banderas

A Spanish film actor, film director, film producer and singer. Made success with his role as the legendary masked swordsman Zorro in the 1998 film The Mask of Zorro. He was the first Spanish actor to portray the character. Well known today for voicing Puss in Boots in the Shrek sequels.
Antonio Banderas has an amazing voice.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
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Bender bending rodriguez

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."
by AJAW October 11, 2004
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bender ender

When you consume something to the point when you never want to consume it again.
"Last night I drank way too much makers mark...then came home and ate an entire roll of Oreos."

"Dude, that's gross"

"Yeah, those Oreos were a bender ender...I never want to see another sweet in my life!"
by badback9 February 16, 2014
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