The angry Bilbo

to show somebody the middle-finger
(related to Martin Freeman (the actor of Bilbo Baggins) on the set of "The Hobbit", who obviously likes to flip off the cameras of the Behind-the-Scenes-Team)

He showed me the angry Bilbo
He was doing the angry Bilbo

by HPMax December 4, 2013

Billofication

To add gravy to something.

a) Billofication complete

or even

b) My pie has been Billoficated

by Mystiqueela September 4, 2008

[Secks] baloons

Secks ballons is somthing you put on your penis, also called; condoms

w/ secks baloons

8=====D

w/o secks baloons

8=====p
I

by Mastar ch33f February 4, 2009

Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.

I got a pack of baloons today for the party.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

Red Baloon

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.

Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her

by bdemsk September 27, 2009

baloop

When you're using a public restroom and someone in the stall next to you drops a turd and as it hits the water, it makes a "baloop" noise.

I just heard a co-worker in the bathroom drop a baloop.

by joni bea May 13, 2005

Bildo

To fix something quickly and in most cases incorrectly. (Bildo'd)

You really bildo'd that battery. Buddy fixed a burnt off battery post with a gear clamp. Buy a new battery moron!

by BCC2001 January 9, 2007