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Bilbo Baggins'd

Reflexive Verb (v): Being Bilbo Bagisn'd means one has just been shuddered at, in surprise and alarm, while trying to reach for a marijuana smoking device. The person doing the bagginsing will generally mimick the suprised and alarmed face of Bilbo Baggins yelling "don't touch it!", or some other defensive speech pattern, while hiding the bong as if it is the most precious thing in the world to them.
Stoner 1: Hey dude lemme hit that Shii--(while reaching for bowl)

Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"

Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"
by Pizazzle February 5, 2010
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Bigguns

1. noun; someone who is or appears to be a larger person whether it be in hight, weight, or both. Might also refer to a person who is the groups 'bitch.' Ref. example 1, 2 & 3

2. verb; an act of doing something stupid or idiotic. Ref. example 4
"Shut the fuck up bigguns."

"What the fuck bigguns?"

"Get over here bigguns, no now! And get on your knees!"

"Bigguns just pulled a bigguns."
by Josh Childress June 17, 2008
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bigging the nig

Giving undeserved and gushing praise to a black person or black people in general: sucking up to a black person or to black people in general
I'm sick and tired of the mainstream media always bigging the nig!
by prairiefire July 28, 2019
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baggins

Also “the baggins”: a great or cool thing or person. The type of thing or person you’d want at your 111th birthday. A person who seems like they’d throw a great birthday party.
That dude is the baggins.
Bengal tigers are baggins.
That guy can throw a kick-ass birthday party. He’s the baggins.
by Yam Ram September 21, 2019
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Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery
Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins
by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015
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Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.
Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.
by BigMike86 November 23, 2021
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douche-baggins

Name used to describe an as yet unnamed or unknown person who, from afar, may display obvious douche bag characteristics. Alternatively used to describe a person that you know for a fact is, or who has displayed the qualities of, a douche bag. Particularly if that person is being described to you by another person.
douche douchecanoe Douche bad douche bag 9000 tool

Ohhh! You mean douche-baggins over there?
by chickenmcfuc April 30, 2010
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