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human bidet

human bidet is that special class of creature that feels the need to prostrate themself behind bosses, managers, social higher ups such that they give an extra ass cleaning, far beyond the normal ass kissing. Human bidets are close relatives but much luckier than human urinals, who constantly get pissed on by everyone.
That idiot got promoted ahead of me. He wouldn't have got this far if he wasn't such a human bidet!
by EvilSchmoo June 30, 2005
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Bidenomics

A period of time in history where the sitting United States President opened the borders and encouraged a mass invasion in order to build the economy from the middle out. Biden also thought the best way to grow our economy was to give billions in tax dollars to others countries- thus again aligning with his idea of growing from the inside to the out. Bidenomics includes high taxes, high gas prices, and complete government control. Bidenomics forgets all the principles of micro and macro economics and focuses primarily on forgetting everything we now know about economics altogether. By forgetting everything about everything, and changing the English language Bidenomics has pioneered the way for all who wish to live in the fantasy of their choosing.
Bidenomics was a failed attempt at changing the public’s perception of the failing economy.
by MisfitTard June 28, 2023
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Bidenomics

When inflation is advertised as being a good thing for citizens.
Thanks to Bidenomics I needed a second job to pay my bills.

When you make $150 more dollars a week, but you need to work another job because the $150 doesn’t cover living expenses. Whereas when you made $150 less, all your bills were paid. In this case, making an additional $150 isn’t beneficial.
by Xoof July 10, 2023
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Spicy Bidet

The act of giving a blumpkin which is immediately followed by a rim job in order to avoid the use of toilet paper.
My girl gave a a blumpkin and i then noticed there was no toilet paper. Good thing i convinced her to give me a spicy bidet.
by sgbrewers April 16, 2013
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As Joe Biden Would Say...

A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.
You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...
by lwray March 24, 2010
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Bide

Pronunciation: \'bīd\
Function: adjective
Etymology: South Floridian

1. Excelling all others
2. Commonly liked or approved
3. Archaic: frequently bought

Bidest (superlative of bide)
1. "We's am the bidest bitches!"

2. "I said it was bide." (Credited to the cashier attendant at Tipsee Liquors, in reference to an apparently very popular bottle of vodka)
by Eurekra April 21, 2009
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st bedes

People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.
Her skirts so high her fanny is hanging out
Yeah she's from St bedes
by rufurnvruncdimciedeiju February 19, 2019
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