Bent bastard

1) An illegitimate homosexual.

2) A gay individual with an undesirable persona.

*An unpleasant person who appears to be homosexual and illegitimate is in the vicinity*
"Look at that bent bastard!"

*One is offended by a gay person and decides to retaliate*
"Y'bent bastard!"

by Criminal Activist November 01, 2007

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bent eddy

when you are jerking off and you put your legs and ass up against the wall and lay on your back and cum all over your face.

i tasted cum for the first time when i gave my self a bent eddy.

by Zach Heacock July 23, 2003

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whiskey bent

The way one gets after downing too much whiskey. Wild Turky or So Co will do the trick. Screaming at trees or God while muttering half words is a common characteristic.

Sorry for slapping your girlfriend and pissing on your couch, I was pretty whiskey bent last night.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 04, 2005

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bent over

to be penetrated from behind prison style

"girlfriend, i cant sit down today cos i was so nicely bent over last night...boy did i get my ass tanned good"

by niceness July 28, 2003

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cock bent

When you're aching for some dick

Jen: Like, or, what's wrong with you?

Falisha: Bitch, I'm fucking cock bent.

Jen: Wait. What the fuck is cock-bent?

Falisha: You know, bitch; when yo pussy be achin' fo some dick.

by Truckerjimbo April 08, 2015

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