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Juror's Beard

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
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Bearded Meme Daddy

A combo of a meme daddy with the bonus of a beard. A Bearded Meme Daddy often has great bushy facial hair, makes everyone around him laugh (especially with memes), and is daddy goals.
by AdventurerLikeYou April 16, 2017
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the bearded lady

this is when you are doing the chili dog surprise and the fork in the road at the same time, this will in turn climb up the womans jaw line giving the effect of having a beard.
Oh man, I was with this chick last night and i was giving her the chili dog surprise and she liked it so much she kept her head down and she looked like the bearded lady.
by penh October 9, 2009
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Panty beard

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.
I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!
by VampireG May 15, 2005
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bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.
Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.
by Astor G. October 25, 2007
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beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.
Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.
by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010
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Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.
Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.
by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015
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