Batister

When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech

Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista

by Still Waiting23232456 October 7, 2009

batista

large mofo in the wwe who is also the world heavyweight champ

damn,batista just beat the shit out of ric flair and put triple h through the table wit a powerbomb!

by g-papa May 30, 2005

masterful bation

Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.

When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.

They were wed soon after.

by scodder May 9, 2010

Fulgencio Batista

The dictator of Cuba before Fidel Castro. He served as the elected president of Cuba from 1940 to 1944 and the us-backed military dictator of Cuba from 1952 to 1959. He repressed political opponents and killed an estimated 20,000 people. He made the country a country of gambling, prostitution and drugs.

Fulgencio Batista was the military dictator of Cuba between 1952 and 1959.

by LumiNyte March 7, 2021

Mr. Bation

A chronic masturbator who denies jerking off and is an opponent of chronic masturbation.

Mr. Bation: <knocking on door> HEY! are you masturbating in there?

Mr. Bator: Yea, just give me 10 more minutes.

Mr. Bation: You sick little perv, real men don't masturbate. Hurry up in there all this masturbation talk makes me want to rub one off too.

Mr. Bator: How about you do me and I do you?

Mr. Bation: Would'nt that make us gay?

Mr. Bator: Yes of course

Mr. Bation: Well I guess having you jerk me off is better then masturbating since I don't believe in masturabation.

by masturbataj January 21, 2010

Batia

The awesomest person you will eva meet! She is the best kind of friend, and you'll never be able to stay mad at her. She is always right, even when you don't want her to be.

Friend 1: Ugggh, my friend keeps telling me that I know she's right.
Friend 2: So? She's not, so just forget her!
Friend 1: I can't, she's a Batia!

by maridel March 28, 2009

Batin

Sexy yute that never missis a shot

Yo batin is so sexy

by Batin June 4, 2018