Baebalde

Any Mexican, or person of Hispanic race. Specifically bald.

Did you see that Baebalde in the store on Wednesday?

by Ri-Bi May 27, 2015

barebutting

the act of sitting on an unfamiliar toilet without any barrier; skin on toilet seat contact

The Sergeant was barebutting the port-o-potty in the field.

by Verbosity September 20, 2016

baseball special

When a man goes in for a wax.

Could you give me the baseball special?

Excuse me?

The bat, the balls, and the dugout

by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019

baseball sex

When your partner or mate pulls down your due-rag over your eyes and beats the shit out of you

Lloyd why do you have bruises, Benny and I had Baseball Sex last night.

by big s67 August 24, 2019

Baseball-Atticism

Crazy coaches/players that take practice and games way too far. Typically consists of large amounts of practices and games with little to no rest. Baseball-atticism is usually found in coaches and players that don't think too well and have little to no sense of logic. Coaches and players deemed as this also have very poor behavior when a practice/play/game doesn't go their way.

Coach: So-so job tonight we have got to win three out of the three games not two out of the three.
Coach: No worries though you guys have a chance to redeem yourselves tomorrow on our double-header.
Coach: Oh ya and I almost forgot, three hour practice before the first game tomorrow DON'T BE LATE!
Player 1: Man what is up with this coach, I think we should play on a different team next season.
Player 2: Ya this is basically baseball-atticism.

by anonymous May 29, 2021

bate shame

Bate shaming is when you ridicule someone for masterbating recently or multiple times within a short period of time.

Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.

Davi: when a the last time you masterburted.
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!

Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.

Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!

by Nikki Fields June 26, 2023

massachusetts baseball

A lot of unathletic, rich white kids. Majority of them are going to be pitchers. The rest are Single - A shortstops.

"Welcome to the majors kid. Where are you from?"

"Springfield."

"Which one retard?"

"Massachusetts."

"Fucking Massachusetts baseball..."

"What?"

"Are you a pitcher?"

"Nope, shortstop."

...

"Lord, give my new friend and I the strength to see that he plays at least once this year. And if he does, don't make me go blind."

by CeltsIn42018 August 24, 2017