Bat Hook

The act of placing velcro on one's penis and having sex with the intention of getting caught on her pubic hair on the way out. Much in the same way batman's grappling hook works.

Matt- dude i tried to do the bat hook with janice today

Joe- sweet man what happened?

Matt- worked like a charm i coulda repelled down that shit.

by chocolatefiredragon March 13, 2011

old bat

Any annoying post-menopausal woman, but especially one who applies a considerable amount of make-up and scares small children with her appearance.

I try to be nice to the old bat.

by bantarctic leech July 8, 2010

bat whacking

When a guy beats off hanging upside down like a bat.

I can't believe you walked in on tony bat whacking

by Hayparty August 21, 2014

Bat Country

A mental state entered under the influence of hallucinogenics.

"We can't stop here. This is bat country."

by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

Bat AIDS

The scientific name for COVID-19, AKA Coronavirus.

Origin: first human to contract this virus obtained it by eating a bat(a la Ozzy Osborne)

Damn bro, he got that beer virus! What's it called again? Bat AIDS!

by BatAIDS_STL March 18, 2020

bat rag

A towel, rag or other absorbent fabric used to clean up ones load after completion of the task in assisting the one eyed trouser snake to increase its surface temperature via relative tangential motion.

Hey dude I bashed one out watching a documentary on the Discovery Channel, I used my bat rag to clean up my massive load. Best pull I've had all day.

by Dirk Rictor November 23, 2016

semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015