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Bart Simpsons

Bart simpsons are the fake depressed teenagers (usually ages 11-14) that make bart simpson edits. They say stuff like im brOKen or im gonna die alone. They crave attention and call their self "aesthetic". They also write "sad lyrics" (mainly from lil peep songs) inside their note books.
Me: omg im so sad rn I rlly need to vent! *vents*
Cousin: Omg im sorry dont be sad or else the bart simpsons will make you into an edit.
by Talc Headquarters January 28, 2021
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bart bordelon

The creator of magcon. He seeks the money of innocent children. An old creep who likes to take selfies. He's a scammer. He's selfish. He's old.
Do you have money or did bart bordelon steal it all?!

#thanksbart
by or-nahhhh? June 10, 2014
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Bart Simpson Syndrome

Children of neglectful parents often view any attention as good attention. They may do bad things like knock over trash cans in front of adults to get yelled at. The same people grow up to spew hateful and ignorant crap on the internet for the same reason. They have little to no friends and reading angry responses to their posts is the highlight of their day. Don't hate these pitiful bastards, feel sorry for them.
Steve: "Did you see the comment that guy wrote on youtube? What's his problem?"

Ron: "He's got Bart Simpson syndrome."
by xXJesterPsychoticXx August 23, 2010
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Bart Vulture

Bay area rapid transit - A Bart Vulture is a bummy teenager to a young bummy adult loitering around bart stations playing their shitty music on speaker with their phone, walking around in the pick up area with their pants sagging to their ankles, walking like they shit their self, bumming for change, starting shit with people, but mostly bum for cigarettes.
As I waited for my ride, I wanted to light a smoke up but said no, I'll wait, there's a bart vulture right there looking my direction, waiting for someone to light up a smoke so he can bum one.

I can't believe that fuckin Bart Vulture asked to hit my vape pen!? Fuckin scandalous!
by Shwilla510 December 12, 2017
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bart simpson

to ride a skateboard up to an object crossing your path, like a raised chain, then jump above the chain, with the board rolling underneath, finally landing back on top of the board and continuing your course.
i learned to one footed bart simpson
by viciousk February 1, 2008
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Bart-cop

Verb; Bart-copping; Bart-copped {or. Oakland Bart Police slaying in 2009}: To execute another who is in a helpless position (as in from a position of authority) esp. using a gun.
Damn! He just got Bart-copped. Don't fuck with me or I will Bart-cop you!
by The Beefsauce January 8, 2009
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Bart mitzvah

David feels that he is a girl trapped in a boy's body, so we've decided to have a Bart Mitzvah when he turns 13.
by footballfan20852 September 29, 2017
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