Barclay Syndrome

The type of syndrome you assign to somebody when they are obsessed with self-diagnosis and are very overractive.

Name is due to the character Reginald Barclay from Star Trek. Whom in one episode kept giving himself all sorts of self-diagnosis.

Also known as (more technically) hypercondriac

Person A: I've had the slight dizziness and clammy skin. I looked online and I think I have the swine flu.

Person B: No, you just have Barclay Syndrome.

Barclay: I think I have Terellian Death Syndrome!

Person B: No, you just have Barclay Syndrome

by seth³ August 2, 2009

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Barkage

Absolute bollocks

"Why do you put your arms in the air before you kick a ball, PJ?"

"It makes sure I am balanced and helps me be symmetrical"

"You are talking utter barkage there, pal"

by goldfingers no.10 September 14, 2009

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A Barkley

Charles Barkley. CB is know for his power to block incoming balls from the hoop. Similarly, a Cock Block (CB) is known to stop incoming balls from getting to their goal. A Barkley acts as a huge CB (Cock Block).

-Charles Barkley
-Your guy friend who is horny too
-Your guy friend who is better looking
-Your horny guy friend whoes not actually your friend
-A hot girl's fat friend

"That beez is such a barkley"

by jdhutch March 8, 2009

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barkbag

A very noisy, irritating dog which barks incessantly, usually during hours when Dracula stalks, for any or no reason.

If that barkbag doesn't shut up, I'm calling the cops!

by Tuftskins May 1, 2009

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Sierra Barkley

The most incredible,beautiful,thoughtful,girl you will ever meet.You are very luck if you get to know Sierra Barkley.Once she is your friend you have one for life.She loves her family and friends with all heart.

Sierra Barkley beautiful

by babygirl#1 April 29, 2010

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