garbage barge

A sexual undertaking very similar to the act of "motorboating" a woman's breasts. However, the "boating", if you will, occurs in the anal region of the recipient (male or female).

Dude#1: Hey man! Did you see the way Stacy was walking this morning?

Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.

Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.

by My penis is August 4, 2007

handle barred

When a girl grabs your cock and does nothing but hold on.

Instead of getting ass at the party last night, Robbie got handle barred. What's worse is she fell asleep.

by Kyle God August 13, 2007

Banged Up

crazy, fucked up shit as in Bangedup.com

Have you seen the BangedUP.com? Good god man, they freaky!

by Sick Bastard March 24, 2004

Barbed

A point while drinking adult beverages when a euphoric or enchanted state is reached. This is the point where most actions cannot be recalled the next day and all future plans must be put on hold for a short period of time.

Greg: Did you see Casey the other night?

Evan: Yea, we really got him totally sh_t 'barbed' last night!

by Nick Lupo February 27, 2009

bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.

1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"

by LeGenius November 7, 2013

the barbed wire

when you cross your index and middle finger and then cross your ring and pinky all on the same hand. then insert top fingers into a woman's vagina and the bottom 2 in her anus.

Its allllllll in the twist.

by mc June 10, 2004

shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.

During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.

by Shawner February 8, 2010