Baenoculars

Baenoculars (n) bahy-nok-yuh-ler(s)
When one places his hands to his eyes as tunnels to assist him in the search for "Bae" (see Bae)
Can also be used with one hand to make a "baescope" if one had lost a hand in Nam.

"Dude is Eddie with that girl from the smoothie shop across the street?! Yeah man, he saw her using his baenoculars and they've been inseparable since"

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"Yo tee, what are you doing?"
"I just spotted a 10 pointer with my baenoculars."

by evil lemon July 9, 2014

barnos

the best damn dude in the world
also nown as "DERT"

hey, yo' i be seein' that barnos and dert every damnwhere.

by barnos October 28, 2003

Barenaked Ladies

A bunch of hoser hypocrites who sing wholesome songs about Kraft Dinner but in reality snort cocaine with Canadian dollar bills.

One of the Barenaked Ladies got arrested last week.

by bill the cat August 15, 2008

Breno

Typically a person who enjoys ruining parties by removing all the alcohol and trying to take care of everyone.

"Hey dude, did you hear about Kyle last night?"
"Yeah, he's such a Breno"

by Casperdahl May 30, 2016

barefoot

fuckin someone without pertection

person1 - hey man, did you fuck her in the butt
person2 - yeah, i jumped in that barefoot

by Greg fornicater August 13, 2002

barefoot disciple

A phrase used by tezza to describe a friend of his sons who wears sandals

you some kind of barefoot disciple in those sandals

by talbot September 12, 2003

barnold

well barnold is a man of many words. most of them are dumb ones. he had 10 dads come to parent night during the football season. his mother is a kind little house wife with a past like one of a whore. a normal day for barnold consist of going to school and wasting time during class looking up colledge schools with the name like th philly funk and what not. then he goes to lunch and trys to make long distance shot from his seat to the garbge can while shouting "koby" knowing dam well that koby is a tall black man and not a short fat white boy from the berbs. then he goes home and waste the wrest of his free time on madden 05 trying to make the 49ers a team worth talking about. when we all know that the only way the 49ers will see another superbowl is when hell freezes over and the whole team dies in a plane crash. barnold is a sad man and his mom is a whore/house wife. and his sister is hot!

"mmmm barnolds mom gives good head.and his sisters tittys are amazing"

by kevin March 14, 2005