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Bald Brothers

Compatriots in the bald community, will give each other thumbs up as a means of empowerment in the face of vicious anti-bald bias.
"They're my bald brothers. We don't have meetings or anything, but we'll nod or something."
by Monty Park June 10, 2009
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Bald

Someone with no hair that likes the number 14
Badboyhalo is balled so people like Skeppy make fun of him by saying Baldboyhalo cause he has no hair
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bald-digger

a women who Dig's Bald men.
in other word a women who tends to date men with no head hair.
"Now I ain't sayin' she a bald-digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no haired Niggaz (She steal me money)"
by BartIsCool November 17, 2009
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Baldism

A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.
Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!
by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017
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Bald Headed Prick

A young boss who shaves their head bald in order to be more intimidating.

Often of Asian or South American descent, these guys have no real qualifications to supervise anyone but generally married into a business through a business owners sibling. Known for being completely worthless as supervisors, always covering their asses, scheduling recurring meetings they blow off, putting off annual reviews and being generally obnoxious. Much of the time on vacation, skipping work or generally fucking around, these guys are never around when you need them, and seem to always be around when you don't want them to be. They also tend to think they know more than people who worked years in a field do.
Mike: Did you see my damn boss Mark today? He finally scheduled my review!

Pete: No , and my Bald Headed Prick blew off our weekly meeting again this morning, they are probably trying to golf those fuckers!

Mike: Fuck em!
by timmyv October 6, 2011
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Bald Pockets

The term Bald Pockets originates from religious people that are balding or heavily bald that means Hot Pockets. They use this term, as the outside is extremely bald or balding like they are. Usually, these people that uses this term are in their late 30s or early 40s that still lives with their mothers.
Man, I woke up this morning, and my mother didn't have my bald pockets ready.
by TNWR August 16, 2018
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Catchone Baldie

Catchone Baldie is a Hip Hop artist from Athens, Ga. His music gained hundreds of thousands of views in 2016. His 2016 single 'Not Invited' from his latest mixtape 'Born Star' was recently featured on the front page of WorldStar Hip Hop. Catchone Baldie is also related to another prominent Athens, Ga Hip Hop artist, Kobi Da God, who has also gained similar success in recent years.
Catchone Baldie
by Super-Adaptoid April 23, 2017
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