A device created by oprah winfrey to
control men and use them as pawns in her insidious
plot to form a
world controlled by middle-aged women.
Woman: I'm trying this new product that oprah said would make my boobs bigger. You think it's working?
Unsuspecting man: yeah there's definitely an impro--MUST...
KILL...ELLEN DEGENERES...
Oprah(observing all through the
nipple cameras):
MUAHAHAHAHA!