A man with a penis that is totally average sized, who emphasizes the fact that he is completly average in every way shape and form. These men are women magnets.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
Captain average wears turtle necks for job interviews, and capes on late night expeditions.
by Captain Average April 2, 2009
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Aberaeron is the drugs capital of Wales, possibly the world, and it is not an uncommon sight to see straggly midget men walking around with swirly eyes and needles hanging from their groins.
Aberaeron has approximately 4000 pubs where you will find one midget per pub.
The small back streets of Aberaron smells like wee.
A place to go to die.
Aberaeron is the drugs capital of Wales, possibly the world, and it is not an uncommon sight to see straggly midget men walking around with swirly eyes and needles hanging from their groins.
Aberaeron has approximately 4000 pubs where you will find one midget per pub.
The small back streets of Aberaron smells like wee.
A place to go to die.
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averie is the most beautiful person alive, she’s funny and kind and so so so gorgeous💗 everyone is friends with averie but her main bestie is a brown curly haired girl💋 averie is a dirty blond and had beautiful blue eyes
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Joe: Duuude your girlfriend's so fucking hot why the hell'd you dump her ass?
Bob: Man, she was just another average hoe. just as shallow and blonde as the next bitch!
Bob: Man, she was just another average hoe. just as shallow and blonde as the next bitch!
by curlykickass June 25, 2009
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- you wear uggs -you love Katy Perry
-you always get Starbucks -your catchphrase is I can't even!
-you love Pretty Little Liars -you always know when the Pumpkin Spice Latte is returning
-you love Victoria's Secret and North Face -you love leggings/yoga pants
-you take pride in your ability to quote Mean Girls
If you follow more than one of any of these stereotypes, then you are the average, annoying, fuckshit white girl.
- you wear uggs -you love Katy Perry
-you always get Starbucks -your catchphrase is I can't even!
-you love Pretty Little Liars -you always know when the Pumpkin Spice Latte is returning
-you love Victoria's Secret and North Face -you love leggings/yoga pants
-you take pride in your ability to quote Mean Girls
If you follow more than one of any of these stereotypes, then you are the average, annoying, fuckshit white girl.
Meg: Jesus Christ, that's the fourth Pumpkin Spice Latte Sarah had this week!
Becky: Why so surprised? She always wears yoga pants and uggs, and she always quotes Mean Girls. She's just an average white girl.
Becky: Why so surprised? She always wears yoga pants and uggs, and she always quotes Mean Girls. She's just an average white girl.
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Q: Gun control doesn’t work!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.
Q: 2nd amendment!
A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).
Q: The government is not taking my guns away!
A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.
Q: Government will not control me!
A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?
Q: Yes?
A: The Law of Averages!
by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013
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