autistic puppy

Whe you're doing it doggy style with an autistic girl then she starts to bark like a dog

My sister is an autistic puppy

by Gang stuff October 6, 2016

autistic screeching

the effect of a certain individual usually male with a ridiculous man bun and disgusting chin hair getting smacked

as soon as I smacked alberto the autistic screeching began.

by mmokey June 15, 2017

Autistic Yawning

The act of yawning when the motion resembles that of an autistic child. Neck craning, mouth opening, and eyes rolling back.

"Dude, look at him. He's got Autistic Yawning in his genes. Look how his neck cranes, his mouth opens, and how his eyes roll back"

by Escalante April 7, 2010

autistic wheezing

When you or your chums are laughing so hard, you end up making a sound of an old vehicle starting in the cold winter, instead of laughing.

Damn, that's some hard autistic wheezing!

by Spunnar September 12, 2017

autistic

Autism is Carl Britton

Hello Carl you are a autistic Grape

by Urban Dictionary English edi June 4, 2019

bootlegg autistic

Someone who has the mental capacity to be intelligent yet cant grasp a single thought of intelligence.

Someone who is smart but fucked up just as bad as someone who has a mental disorder.
Someone who neglected to think through a simple problem and messed up worse then humanly possible.

Ex: That kid that thinks he's smart but can't even understand the simplest situation.

Person 1 "Brooklyn failed such a simple problem"
Person 2 "What does she have a mental disorder or something?"
Person 1 "Nope she's just fucking Bootlegg Autistic"

by KazKazTheWicked March 6, 2017

Autistic Pedro

A mexican Who Will get the girls, spin in circles and say “GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER”

The Autistic Pedro cucked my girl away with his immaculate spinning

by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020