Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.

Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018

Atmospherians

Annoying people that thinks they're funny. Spams emotes every 30 seconds and has an unhealthy obsession with bunnies. Also potential pedophiles

The average atmospherians

Atmospherian 1: Wanna play Genshin Impact?
Atmospherian 2: i'm a pedophile

by TotalDumbass November 25, 2020

attock

used to accentuate a point

Look at that girl...attock

by James Morris September 5, 2003

Atmospheric Science

The study of placing air into ones anus and then observing how the farts affect the atmosphere. Also known as the sexual act of Booty Puffing, or sticking medical instruments into the booty until a fart causes them all to melt and the resulting fumes are enhaled by the sexual partner, giving them strong hallucinations of giant butterflies.

Person 1: I'm so excited to become an atmospheric science major!
Person 2: Well if you enjoy placing instruments into your anus than that's just the field for you!

by jtthunder June 5, 2013

atmosphere

A rap group that originated in Minneapolis. Created one of the greatest rap albums ever with "God Loves Ugly" ,a deep album that sported sick beats and lyrical genius by Slug.

Atmosphere has now gone mainstream and sucks ass, recently hitting an all-time low by doing a song with Rob Zombie.

Fuck you Atmosphere, you fucking sell-outs

Atmosphere used to be the sickest thing in Minnesota, but those pussies went mainstream.

by ghetto b May 13, 2005

atmospheric emo

emo w/c specify the place w/c ones experienced tragedy,pain,loveloss solemn soft type of emo/acaustic type or something.

dried tears
crying out for help

by xXxihilakxXx January 19, 2005

ahh the atmosphere

Derived from primitive colloquial talk used to describe an event of extreme, utterly, and the upmost chaos.

Can also be used to yell repetitively and obnoxiously to annoy people just for fun.

1.(While playing halo you get a sticky grenade stuck on your forehead and you blow up, your body flying across the map)
you reply: "Ahh the atmosphere"

2. as used with the latter definition: "ahh the atmosphere, ahh the atmosphere, ahh the atmosphere, ahh the atmosphere, ahh the atmosphere, ahh the atmosphere!"

by You're a big fine steamroller February 15, 2005