A person who uses witty remarks to insult others, coming off as a total ass. This person generally has nothing else to live for, and resorts to clever asshole remarks to entertain them self. Not to be confused with asshat.
by CheesePits December 6, 2009
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It is a shortened term for "Aw, sakit".
It is a shortened term for "Aw, sakit".
by khaleesi_got November 23, 2019
Get the AWIT mug.A wonderful woman. She always gets things right no matter what. Victorious at everything she does she makes every one envious. She never falls short in terms of friends or enemies.
by Blood and butter November 23, 2021
Get the Aswitha mug.Assitosis infects a nerve behind your eye and when this happens you will know by one sign. "It gives you a shitty outlook on life".
Man goes to his Boss at work and says"I can not do my job here today with the public" Boss"Why is that?" Employee"Because I am having a outbreak of a disease that spreads to others very easily. Boss"What is it?"
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
Employee"I have assitosis, it is a infected nerve behind my eye that gives me a shitty outlook on life". Boss " I have had that disease also,it comes and goes through out your life.You better go home ,have a few beers,get laid and relax."
by In The Wind 44 August 8, 2012
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Pete asked if Dajha could have a ChocoTaco. I told him yes but next time don't ask me with all that askitude!!!!
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