A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.
I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???
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guy 2: “yeah, 2019”
guy 1: “damn you already got your 2019 package?”
guy 2: “yeah, 2019”
guy 1: “damn you already got your 2019 package?”
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I cant get rid of them, they’re an asspimple
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