asshole

A person, male of course who is just a total headwrecker. Likes to flirt around
with pretty girsl and then tell all their male collegues at work that you approached them!! and they weren't interested.And on top of that are arrogant, rude and totally self-centered

the guy who sits next to me at work

by haileybop June 08, 2005

asshole

someone who gets anything he wants any time he wants without having to work for it.

my friend with the new Italian dirtbike is such an "asshole".

by the blue blazer February 19, 2005

Asshole

A self-centered guy who steals girls first kisses then breaks their hearts.

"My ex-boyfriend is a real asshole! For he is the definition of asshole."

by MuffinBananaHammock January 20, 2007

asshole

1. The orifice generally located around the pelvis, where shit exits, into a toilet, in a bag, or on somebody's face or mouth. Contrary to popular belief, the asshole is not only for excreting wastes, but seems to be a popular location for the insertion and concealment of drugs. Also where girls and boys alike can stick another man or woman's penis into.

2. A person who's sole existence is based on the action of shitting on everything, and in result making everything they do, touch, or interact with in any way generally very shitty.

1. Sorry, my asshole is exit only.

2. "But...that's where I poop."
"Baby, not right now it isn't."

3. "Hey gu--"
"Shut the fuck up Steve, you're a fucking asshole."

by Stranger With Candy March 16, 2007

asshole

a donkey (ass) in a cave (hole)

sir Robin saw the asshole and jumped for joy.

by Tazarus June 08, 2005

assholic

Of, relating to, or being like an asshole. ie. cruel and unusual behavior, unsensitiveness, et cetera.

That was real assholic of you to humiliate that guy like that.

by candor March 13, 2003

asshole

a self abosrbed person who likes to pick a fight with lesser people

"I fucking hate assholes like you!"

by Dirge February 01, 2005