asshat

noun- (asshat) 1: A person full of shit, derived from the phrase "go shit in your hat"; A person who continually behaves in such a fashion that makes those around him decide that he has his head firmly wedged in his ass.

2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.

3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.

"I'd ask Fred for help, but he's always such an asshat about it"

by Prom&Lusus April 22, 2009

asshatard

A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.

Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.

by BandV September 6, 2006

asshat

That which refers to Logic

That asshat Logic is a midget

by ilLOGICalFarmer September 21, 2009

Asshat

An idoit of epic porportions. Usually resides in forums or most online games. They can easilly be mistaken for noobs, but there is only a slight difference. Asshats seem to be more of a pestering noob than one that you meet for a short period of time. See chode.

Inderpaul is an asshat.

by Zim Santos January 23, 2007

Asshat

A person, regardless of gender, who is so much of an ass that they wear their ass proudly upon their head, a literal crown to the glory that is their assholyness.

"Phil is such an Asshat..."
"Yeah, I hate that guy..."

-Everyone ever.

by BigFudge07 May 14, 2015

Asshat

When your head is so far up your own ass that you wear it like a hat!

You not see what is before you, because you are such an asshat!

by TashDoll August 24, 2015

AshAttacks

A Minecraft YouTuber who create epic funny commentaries and Minecraft montages.

AshAttacks is poggers.

by Ash’s Biggest Fan December 3, 2020