aol 

America online

A Crappy isp

aol by bob July 9, 2002

aol 

Where all Elite H4x0r5's come to congregate and discuss plans of world domination through massive packet flodding through 56k modems ...

Welcome to AOL. You've got mail...I hope you didn't invest in this company...

aol by abtm February 22, 2003

AOL 

The most horrid internet provider in the known universe. Now makes makes equally shitty computers.

People who use AOL need to be casterated.

AOL by [mute] December 5, 2004

aol 

The only place were a instant message takes 5seconds to send.

Ok the Bomb will hit us in 5seconds you better press the esc. button and abort it.

aol by AOL SUXX March 21, 2004

aol 

A very large, virtual prison used to keep the true majority of the nets n00b's saftly away from real users.

God Bless you AOL! Your thougtless self-sacrafice has spared me many a Troll and Flamer. Now all you need to do is just STOP LETTING YOUR USERS ON THE NET. They won't know the difference anyways.

aol by Lky1337 August 4, 2005

AOL 

If you want a shittier internet, come to America Offline.

Me hearing commercial: If you want a better internet, come to America Online.
Me speaking aloud: America Offline is the shittiest! It should be for Mac users.

AOL by conner March 13, 2005

AOL 

When discussing what is wrong with the internet, this is where you begin.

Do yourself a favor and go download a real web browser like Oprah or Mozilla.

AOL by Dash November 2, 2003