anus invader 

1) A crude word for a gay man

2) A person who invades anus'

3) A word for when you have no better insult to say

Man you are an anus invader

Fool, did u see that anus invader to the right?

anus invader by thizzordie May 25, 2006

Anus Beard 

The growth of hair in the buttocks

My Anus Beard is full, should I shave or wax it?

Anus Beard by Tobienforcer December 30, 2009

anus clitoris 

Ficticious Latin word for hemorrhoid to make a hemorrhoid sound more funny, appealing, and/or disgusting.

Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"

Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."

Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.

anus clitoris by TrickyTrav March 16, 2010

Anus Press

When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.

The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.

Anus Press by SickTight February 13, 2014

anus tickler 

Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.

"The anus tickler will climb through your window"

An urban legend in Pakistan.

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anus tickler by The Anus Mongler January 13, 2016

Anus block 

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

Anus block by Angry Larry September 19, 2017

Anus Rock 

A genre of music characterized by any band whose lead singer oversings to the point of his voice sounding as if it were contrived out of the anal cavity.

Nickleback, Creed, Hinder are just a few Anus Rock bands.

Anus Rock by theottbaseballer April 10, 2008