Anonymous Gorilla 

A distant cousin of the Stranger, involving atleast one glove, having the appearance of a gorilla's mitt. The subject shall proceed in to pleasuring him or herself whilst pleading for mercy aloud and taking moment to immitate his assailant's grunts. One might also fantasize about standing too close to the gorilla cage and/or being caught outside in the wilderness by some beast. This act is often performed in a private zoo type setting or while watching Animal Planet.

"Last night I was watching a documentary on mating rituals of other primates for school, so to get in the mood I decided to hook myself up with an Anonymous Gorilla."

Anonymous Gorilla by kjcw September 24, 2006

Anonymous Fapper 

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.

Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?

Anonymous Fapper by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022

Anonymous Cowardon 

A variation of the "Anonymous Coward" pseudo-login used on Slashdot. Posts attributed to Anonymous Cowardon (with the -on suffix) were created by a registered, logged-in Slashdot user who chose to post anonymously.

"This terrific post was written by an Anonymous Cowardon."

Anonymous Cowardon by Anonymous Cowardon July 11, 2009

anonymous pissing 

A dumb prank where somebody pisses all over the bathroom leaving a nasty mess.

Josh noticed that there was piss all over the toilet paper rolls and all over the floor; it must have been the act of anonymous pissing.

anonymous pissing by Mike_Litoris February 28, 2013

Anonymous Coward 

(from Slashdot) A name automatically given to an anonymous user who posts comments on a message board, meant to motivate users to register.

I set my threshold so that I don't have to look at all the stupid comments from Anonymous Cowards.

Anonymous Coward by Amanda April 20, 2004

Anonymous Tip 

When you have sex with a police officer while wearing a mask.

Kyle: "How'd it go last night? I heard you got pulled over?"
Phil: "It went okay. I got a warning and then have her an anonymous tip."
Kyle: "Nice"

Anonymous Tip by adogc95 April 24, 2017

anonymous sex

Sexual encounters between two or more people who do not know each other, who have not been introduced, and often, who never learn each other's real names. Among gay men, practiced at sex clubs, parties, and bars, or arranged by placing or responding to online casual encounter ads or in online chat rooms.

Carol only sleeps with guys she's met socially, but Alice prefers the thrill of anonymous sex.

At the bath house, I had to explain to my buddy Ted that anonymous sex is the norm; most guys get freaked out if you walk up to them and ask for their name.

anonymous sex by r2lee July 24, 2009