by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

by Yoshi Condo August 8, 2016

by Shmiwe April 14, 2020

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
by anonymous November 30, 2022

The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.
by MailBoxHead January 23, 2014
