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action lurer 

When you want to get action from a chick but you're either in the friend zone or she wont bone you so you cum on her face while she is sleeping and then the next morning she asks what happened. You tell her that she gave u head and then she figures that she must've wanted to so she will do it again or anything else and from then on you get action all the time.
Mike: dude you should so bone Jen.
Chris: I can't she doesn't like me like that.
Mike: so just give her the action lurer.
(The next Day)
Chris: wow dude that was perfect.
action lurer by ralph mayhem July 30, 2006

action-man pants 

in platonic or workplace relationships when you consider a friend of the opposite gender to be non-sexual, named after the style of moulded plastic underwear worn by the britsh toy 'action-man'. I.e. You can't find them sexual because from your point of view they lack genitals.
your friend Barbara is really hot, but I suppose you've known her such a long time she wears action-man pants...
action-man pants by Blisteredcanker September 5, 2010

Action Porn

Non-sexual filmography centered around action scenes in action movies, completely skipping around comedic or plot lines.
I saw some action porn today.
Action Porn by actionluver November 5, 2011

action digger

similar to gold digger. an action digger is someone who dates someone so they can get some action. very similar to a tool.
"god chloe dates a different guy ever 2 days"
"yeah man chloe is a huge action digger"

action figure 

the adult synonym for the word "toy"; as done with confidence, and without humiliation.
and little Debo said to his mom, "its not a TOY, its an ACTION FIGURE! Get it right mom!"
action figure by thesilentrebel February 4, 2012

Action Fatass 

A 500lb. woman walking down the street.
Action Fatass by phatcat April 7, 2003