The use of a unfurled coat hanger to remove said zygote-unwanted freeloading life from themselves in a back alley-preferably in a semi-residential urban area
"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"
by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005
Get the Back alley abortion mug.A high five that is aborted before the "birth" of the high five. The abortion five unlike many similar high fives, it is clearly announced that they do not intend to complete the high five, and there is to be no meeting of the hands.
Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
Abortion fives that are "born," when the hands make contact and thus create a high five accidentally, are called "Third Trimester Fives" as it was too late to abort them.
The Abortion Five:
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
E: Abortion five?
(E and B almost high five.)
B: Aborted.
The Third Trimester:
I: Abortion five!
(I can E complete the high five.)
E: Oops, third trimester.
by Ogen April 25, 2009
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Inbreed #1: Hey where is Billy Bob today?
Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.
Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!
Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!
Inbreed #2: Billy Bob passed away after his Dad fucked him to death with his hammer like cock at the Alabama Crimson tide Football game.
Inbreed #1: The good old Alabama Abortion is a time honored tradition in Bama! Roll Tide!
Inbreed #2: Indeed it is, I cant wait to give my daughter a Alabama Abortion! I am so going to fuck her until she dies!
by Rip the Jacker666 March 23, 2011
Get the Alabama Abortion mug.1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?
Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?
Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping
by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019
Get the Suprise Adoption mug.Adopting an online friend or parental figure or child figure into your virtual family. Online friends can have strong relationships and tend to adopt others as their Older siblings, Moms, Daughters, Sons, Younger siblings, Dads, and etc. People who have unfortunate family conditions IRL can have nicer ones online.
“You poor thing, I’m adopting you as my daughter.”
“Okay Mom”
“Here, sign the online adoption papers”
“Okay Mom”
“Here, sign the online adoption papers”
by .Kyoko. April 7, 2020
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Get the if he find out adoption ( Theme song for adoption ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal. mug.Jordie: Yo ritty you got a tin?
Ritty: yeah guy, but havent you had like 4 lips already today?
Jordie: yeah, ive got a serious addiption
Ritty: yeah guy, but havent you had like 4 lips already today?
Jordie: yeah, ive got a serious addiption
by bizt January 11, 2008
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