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welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.
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i'd buy that for a dollar

Something that is really amazing and fantastic whether it be a person,place,thing or idea

Originates From: A running joke within RoboCop is an inane TV show with the catchphrase "I'd buy that for a dollar!", which people in the film's future universe find humorous. The star is the goofy Bixby Snyder apparently based on Benny Hill. However neither the name of the show nor the character are ever revealed in the movie.
A person was watching the super bowl half time show, and Janet Jackson breasts got exposed.

The person says: Man, I'd buy that for a dollar!
by Danny Malt November 3, 2007
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iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.
Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.
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E.A.D.C

An acronym for the insult Eat A Dick Cunt
by Todd Reynolds October 27, 2010
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m.A.A.d

An acronym created by Kendrick Lamar referring to where he grew up. He never told anyone what it meant, however, he revealed that the meaning is mentioned somewhere in his album. The meaning is unveiled at the end of the song, M.A.A.d City.
"Compton, USA. Made me an Angel on Angel Dust." -Kendrick Lamar, m.A.A.d City.
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YouTube A.D.D

Getting way off track on YouTube or any other video website. Like searchin for one thing then an hour later watching something completely unrelated.
John: hey this has nothing to do with what we were looking for.
Joe: yeah we must have developed YouTube A.D.D
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S.A.D

S.A.D is an acronym you have unknowingly used many times.

It stands for 'Solitude and depression'
Person: "Are you S.A.D?"
Person 2: "yeah I am in solitude and I am also depressed."
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