Second thoughts

When you approach a girl at a bar or in a club and she doesn't want to talk to you or dance with you and blows you out, so you leave her alone. But later in the evening you see her making eyes at you because she has had second thoughts and decided she wants to talk to you after all.

Hey mate that bird who blew you out earlier, she's staring at you like she's having second thoughts. Get in there lad.

by warriorinwoolworths January 31, 2021

sloppy second

specifically refers to having sex with a woman who has other men's semen in her vagina. (could be a gang bang)

He just had sloppy seconds

by christie nah April 17, 2006

second goodbye

The awkward goodbye that occurs when you've already said goodbye to someone but circumstances dictate a second goodbye, often accompanied with an awkward hug or handshake

FIRST GOODBYE
Person #1: Goodbye! I'll see you in a week!
Person #2: Okay, bye! Have fun!
*hug*

...10 minutes later
SECOND GOODBYE
Person #1: Bye again.
Person #2: All right, see you later. Maybe this is the last goodbye.
*awkward half-assed hug*

by dgush November 24, 2009

second fiddle

Ones back-up girlfriend/boyfriend.

No song is as sad as the song of the second fiddle. (OR) She was being played as his second fiddle.

by moon doggie April 27, 2003

second last

the shittiest bunch of shits who ever shat out a shit

Second Last is a band made up of a couple of retards who think that by covering Green Day (and forgetting the lyrics) that they're punk.

by :I November 23, 2004

second speaker

when a friend or coworker feels as though they need to repeat everything they just heard on the radio (especially during morning shows), as though they are the only ones with ears or that they discovered the news themselves. usually a second speaker will reword things to sound as though they are more informed than they are.

everyday from 8:00 to 10:00, the guy that sits next to me at work is a total second speaker.

OR

radio: yesterday evening an armed robbery took place at a local jewelry store....
"second speaker": did you her about that jewelry store that got robbed last night?

by WLPS June 3, 2009

second gunman

a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

often confused with The Houdini

***this is in direct reference to the assasination of jfk, except they used bullets instead of cum. ***

concerned co-worker: what happened to your eye janine?

janine: oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend performed a second gunman on me at point blank range.

by aj cockandballs February 7, 2005