workplace mole

An unethical person, usually with zero self-respect or identity, who is willing to spy on colleagues in the workplace for the pathetic emotional goodies provided from administrative puppet masters.

Of course he is a vile workplace mole, why do you think they moved him into our department?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

mcphee mole

The gigantic mole on Nanny Mcphee's face. Of all the disgusting stuff she has on her face at the start of the movie the mole is always the first to disappear when the little brats have learned their first "Mcphee-ism." At the sart of the movie she has the gigantic mole, huge buck "tooth," gigantic butt, and all types of other cosmetic nastiness....

By the end of the movie all her bodily grossness disappears and she is this gorgeous middle aged model looking woman (gotta love Hollywood).

When I was a little boy this ghastly looking pizza face woman said she was my nanny...she hit me with her cane and magical fairy dust engulfed the air...I choked on it and sneezed a big fairy dust booger on the Nanny's already wretched face. The next morning, I woke up and tripped on this huge brown squishy thing with what looks to be human hair growing out of it on the floor. That's when Nanny Mcphee materialized out of thin air and was conspicuously missing her mcphee mole!

by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012

Mole Dick

Another name for an uncircumcized penis, due to the resemblance of a mole peeking its' head out of a burrow.

This would be a great porn if that douche bag's mole dick wasn't so distracting.

by fEARtHEgOOCH September 27, 2009

Mole Day

As Pi day is celebrated by all the math geeks out there, Mole day is affectionatly welcomed by all of the science geeks, especially all the chemistry majors. It is celebrated October 23 and commemorates Avogadro's Number (6.02 x 10^23), which is a basic measuring unit in chemistry.

dude happy mole day!

by my45inferno August 15, 2007

mole map

When you play connect the dots with your partners moles with your semen

Tom: Last night, I played connect the dots on my bitch's back with my jizz.

Richard: Oh so you made the mole map?

by Tom Seaman September 24, 2018

mole shark

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.

Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.

Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.

by GialanellaLover69 April 30, 2019

Dirty Mole

When a person inserts two hamsters of different colours into the rectum and then sits down and watches an episode of game of thrones, once the episode is finished the person lays down and points their ass in the air and the first hamster to emerge is crowned the dirty mole. Bets can be placed on this activity.

After a few drinks at a party James decided to play Dirty Mole, We all placed bets and it was the best 30th birthday party I’ve ever been too

by JLC83 April 8, 2020