zoophobic

What sick fucks who rape animals call people who don't like them. Which is pretty much everyone besides themselves.

The rest of the world: "Hey, maybe DON'T fuck your dog?"
Zoophiles: Is that... common sense I hear? YOU'RE ZOOPHOBIC!

by Afro-Chan January 1, 2022

Zoopitywang

So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie

"What?"

"So, I was grabbin' my zoopitywang and then you know the even got the bungies, But then the woogler got the wam wam wizzle to the woogie"

by Mango_Moose April 19, 2017

Zoopy

The stoned version of tipsy, only more so, when the music is flowing and your memories are gone.

Hey, Fin are you feeling zoopy?

by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023

zooping

Clandestine web surfing on a mobile device while at work. Normally done at one's work station under the level of the desk. Descriptive of the top to bottom finger swipe motion commonly seen on touch screen devices when scrolling through web pages.

Dude, my boss busted me zooping at my desk. At least I got my email, party time!

by Rottenbastard June 2, 2012

Zoophile

A zoophile is a "person" who has sexual relationships with an animal. They literally have sex with them. So if your a zoophile and you're reading this, here's what my 11 year old self wants to tell you: Go fucking kill yourself you disgusting scumbag. If you know you're a zoophile go get lifelong help and stay away from animals!. Animals mate with their own kind not the human kind. In fact i doubt if you zoophiles should be considered human beings and given pronouns. Zoophiles are so dangerous they can even go to an extent of raping animals. Disgusting! Cruel! I bet even the worst serial killer would be having continuous nightmares if they heard about it. GO FUCKING DIE U DISGUSTING ZOOPHILES! I HOPE U ALL DIE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE!

Alf: Wtf? did you watch the news? The maths teacher had sex with a fucking kitten
Rexanne: Wtf is wrong with him? FUCKING ZOOPHILE! He should rot in jail!

by QueenHonest April 14, 2022

Zoophile

Zoophiles are disgusting backwards fuck wits that have a sexuall attraction to animals, All zoophikes deserve to have there throats slit and have someone shut down there neck

"Hey John im a zoophile" "Micheal I will end you're fucking life if you dont say sike right now"

by Salmon nipples January 11, 2022

Zooport

A collective of Newport Skaters, now a term used by most people in the Newport alternative scene, originally coined by freestyle skateshop based on Zoo York.

"i wears a zooport t-shirt but i'm not from newport and i dont even skateboard" - the scatty twins.

by The Deem May 27, 2007