Boomer Zoomer

Noun. An older person who struggles to understand how to use the Zoom platform to communicate with others including mute/unmute, breakout rooms, etc.

Also known as a BZ.

He is such a Boomer Zoomer, every time we meet on Zoom he can’t get anything right, even after I have shown him so many times.

by BigVB September 20, 2020

Zoomer

Fierce little creatures that inhabit planet Zebes in "Metroid" games

To get this energy tank you've gotta freeze a zoomer crawling the wall and use it as a platform

by Iliya Antoniuk August 11, 2021

Zoomer

Car go zoom zoom

Car is zoomer

Car:*Zoom zoom*
Me: Zoomer

by Hongkongsucksdick December 19, 2019

zoomeral

When someone dies during the COVID quarantine and their funeral recession is held via Zoom

Person 1: Dave’s Zoomeral really bummed me out.

Person 2: The world is more retarded every day.

by r3tardGirl April 30, 2021

Zoomer

A member of the Gen Z age group actsin a way similar to that of a Boomer

"I don't believe in climate change"
"Shut the fuck up Zoomer"

by DustySalmon November 9, 2019

zoomer

generation Z

-Back in my days, we had friends to play in the forest.
-Ok boomer
-Shut up zoomer

by Tuur C. December 8, 2019

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023