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Zoomer Tax

When you make the mistake of having your vape/dab cartridge visible near zoomer as and than (if you have any empathy) have to give in to their humble requests “aye bro you got a vape can I hit that” these vape hits are the “zoomer tax”
“I had to stop brining my vape to work bro I keep getting hit with mad zoomer tax bruh these new niggas fiendin no cap”
by OGbrothafromdaeastside June 18, 2022
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Zoomer

American generation, born between 9/11 and the 2008 Bailout. They were raised with technology, so they don't understand concepts such as remembering phone numbers, calculating tips longhand, and the basic P&Qs of social interaction. Also, they were adolescents during the Covid-19 lockdown, so they learned how to optimize their work from behind a computer screen. They struggle to connect with other people in the public, because of their dependence on digital devices. Older generations perceive them as lazy, but in reality, they can accomplish more work with a few keystrokes and mouse-clicks than entitled Millennials and spoiled Baby Boomers could in a day of loitering at an office.
Baby Boomer: That lazy Zoomer is a total dumbass. I can't believe that a person who doesn't wear deodorant or floss his teeth can make more money than me. One day he'll have to learn to do things the old fashioned way in order to have a successful career.
Millennial: Maybe if you Boomers could just friggin die, then we might be able to get decent jobs before the Zoomers force us back into the unemployment line...again.
by Texas Man July 23, 2023
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Christian Zoomer Music

new christian music genre on youtube with a gen z twist!
I make Christian Zoomer Music and home entertainment.
by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024
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Zoomer

A person that takes a long time to do normal stuff
Zacs a zoomer
by Flying Rainbow cat May 4, 2020
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Zoomer

1) Someone who uses the video conference app "Zoom"
2) A portmanteau of "Gen Z" and "boomer". An equivalent derogatory term applied to Gen Z adolescents.
1) Everyone is a zoomer in the COVID pandemic era
2) Look at that zoomer over there filming themselves for tiktok. Disgusting.
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Zoomer Strut

The backwards walk after a person starts a video. Usually seen at the beginning of a selfie video. Found on social media apps. For example in Instergram reels and stories.
Damn that 3 second zoomer strut is crazy.

Did you watch the reel I sent you?
Yeah that's the longest zoomer strut I ever seen!
Ikr.
by Richhart December 19, 2024
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ZOOMER

When someone decides to say "ok BOOMER" to a generation Z they are simply incorrect. The choildren in generation Z are ZOOMERS. ZOOMER energy and BOOMER energy are very different. let's get it, right folks.
basic kid: oK bOoMeR

intellectuals: actually TIMOTHY, im a ZOOMER you uncultured SWINE
by truth_teller B) March 18, 2020
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