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Zeke

Zeke is so amazing. He is usually blond with green eyes and very funny, he is quiet sometimes and loud other times. He can be insane with his friends and shy with other people, when it comes to girls he will always love that one girl. But he sometimes misses his ex. He's been broken before but he learned how to put himself back together. If you hurt him he doesn't usually fight, he becomes quiet and shy, but if you hurt him bad. He will beat your ass. If you have a friends named Zeke or Ezekiel. Keep him. Don't let him go. Here are some other facts about him: Used to be a god at Fortnite, plays saxophone in middle school, picked his nose on camera, goes to church with some other girl, tries to be popular and cool but has a reputation of being weird, likes ramen, is SO HOT. This is to my friend. Zeke. You'll never know who wrote this, but all of this is true. I think. You are loved more than you think. 😏❤️ Bye.
There are no words to describe Zeke. Lol he's just a god.
by Go.ahead.stalk.him July 1, 2021
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Zeke

Zeke is a bitch
by Ggugghb December 18, 2019
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Zeke and Ciara

Zeke and Ciara are the best couple around. Everyone wants to be like them. You can see how much Zeke loves her and you can see how much she appreciates his love. They go so good together and are gonna have the cutest kids.
Person 1 “Did you see Zeke and Ciara in the halls?”
Person 2 “yeah, total couple goals. Also, Zeke has a big butt”
by Walter the cool dude December 4, 2023
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Zeke

Zeke is a handsome, funny, tall male with a huge penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally he is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy so his rizz is crazy. Also he is known to be Kay Flock’s best friend since day 1
“Zeke is the cutest boy I know” - Friendly neighbourhood treesh
by Janiqua Joseph November 22, 2021
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Zeke moment

The moment you mess up so bad that the world stops to admire your stupidity.
A Zeke moment is when you fucked up a computer so bad that the teacher walked away
by A212389 June 18, 2023
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Zeke

A person who is seemingly mysterious and unhinged, said to commit arson and war crimes also has S tier music taste and a big fat wiggly dick
Hey is that Zeke? I heard he be suckin clits clean off girls bodies
by Cocknballtorture69 May 1, 2022
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